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Friday, June 1, 2007
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A very warm welcome from Carmen Sutra:

We have tons to cover today! As you know, I don't often
print really long letters because of space constraints, but
a first-time writer has some insight on masturbatory toys...
like sleeves. Another reader details how he uses bananas
as props. Now for something completely different...A female
reader asks why men cheat and wonders if one can be truly
satisfied at home and still cheat on their partner. Are
they mutually exclusive? That's not all! One male reader
shares HIS most embarrassing masturbation moment.

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Today's Topic: Reader Comments

Hola Carmen,

This is actually the first time I've ever written in, although
I've been a subscriber since you started doing the Great SEX-
pectation column :). You do an awesome job by the way...in
case you didn't know already. But yeah earlier I saw in your
column you were going to do an issue regarding male sex toys
but you didn't know of any? Well...I know of a few, so I
figured I'd help you out.

I think the most common types I've seen are "masturbaters"...
which are either those realistic porn star modeled "vaginas",
or they're another type called "sleeves". With the sleeves,
instead of being modeled and looking like an actual vagina,
they're exactly what they say they are lol a sleeve. Both
types are made of the same type of rubberish material, but
the sleeves are usually filled inside with ridges or bumps
to enhance sensations for us guys. And with the sleeves,
I've seen the openings shaped like a mouth, vagina, anus...
heck I've even seen some sex toy masturbaters modeled after
feet, hands, even breasts :P.

And as far as how they work...I've tried both a sleeve and a
vagina before. I preferred the vagina due mainly to the quality
of the product and the simple fact it was MUCH tighter than
the sleeve. lol in fact when it arrived in the mail, and I
looked at it closely...I was shocked to see how small the
opening for it was. Safe to say lubricant is most definitely
required, and while it can't compare to the real thing...it's
definitely made for a fun ride lol.

Another one I recently stumbled across if a male prostate
massager. After reading all your articles on the subject of
male hot spots...I found myself curious to see if that little
gland actual made a difference. My girlfriend and I never
really explored anal play on my end, nor had I ever really
tried it solo...but I figured what the hell. Basically it's
a small hard plastic vibrator that's got an angled end that
when inserted into the anus stimulates the prostate gland.
I've used it a few times now, and my girlfriend enjoy the
control aspect of getting me off with it lol. And as far as
the difference...I have two words. Whoa...baby :D. If I'm
really warmed up before we use it...what a mindspin that
orgasm can be.

Granted it takes some getting used to, again lubricant is
VERY crucial...and communication is key. Wouldn't want to do
something your man might not like lol. Me personally...I
actually find it nicer to wrap it in a condom first. That way
it's smoother going in, you don't need quite as much lubricant,
plus it makes for easier clean up. Now, that being said...
we've also used it (although obviously not back to back and
after being cleaned properly) on her, and with the angled
head, it makes for a good time when I go fishing for some G-
spot stimulation for her :D. My tongue on her clit and that
baby inside and she's squirming in no time ;). So yeah...these
are just a few of the toys out there, but I figured I'd give
you a nice starting off point.

Carmen,

I have not been in a sexual relationship for at least ten
years and I have never been able to go on the prowl for some-
one just to get off with. I feel that the equipment needs a
somewhat regular pattern of use even though I do not get a
big rush out of pleasuring myself. One thing I do which feels
the closest to having oral sex performed on me is this. Cut
the first inch or so off a banana of the right size, wrap the
rest with scotch tape so it will not split, scoop the banana
out with a long tea spoon. I usually have to put a small slit
at the end to allow air to escape; but that closes when pull-
ing away creating a wonderful amount of suction; done right
it can cause that deep kind of orgasm that curls your toes.

Carmen,

My boyfriend's sexual secret is his penis piercing. He was
advised not to engage in sex for at least 6 weeks. We spent
the 3rd weekend together and I was trying to be good by avoid-
ing the piercing directly. Here's what I did: I treated his
penis like a popsicle. I alternated licking and sucking each
side of it - top, left, right, underneath. I also paid close
attention to "the boys". Got the surprise of my life when he
ignored the advice to not engage in sex so soon. He and his
piercing are just fine...and so am I. (Female)

Carmen,

You have had discussions about marriages and cheating and
such, I have a friend who has been in a long-term relationship
with a married man. My question is: Is the wife ignoring
all the signs that he is cheating or is fully aware and just
don't care as long as he goes home to her? He says he loves
his wife, (of which I am sure he does), i have told her that
I just don't think he is "in love" with her. HE has been cheat-
ing since 6 months into his marriage and has told the other
woman that he is in love with her and does love her. She knows
he will most likely never leave yet they are happy with the
way things are with each other. Seeing and being together when
they can and just being or sharing what time they can get
together.

I am also wondering if the "man" has it all at home then why
is he cheating? Is it from boredom or the "wife" just does
not seem to do it for him or is it the excitement that another
woman offers? I would like to help her understand. I told her
that I deeply believe he loves 2 women but is only in love
with the "other" one. IF he really loved his wife, he would
not cheat and lie everytime he could to get to the other one.
Any feedback you could provide from other men in the same
position would be greatly appreciated.

Hi Carmen!

Love your newsletter - almost as much as putting into practice
what you teach! One of my favorite (and most embarrassing)
masturbation stories happened during my first year of college,
on a school bus trip from Rio de Janeiro to São Paulo (I was
studying in Brazil at the time). On the way back I sat at the
very back of the bus, next to a very cute blonde friend of
mine. Since it was a long night trip, everybody on the bus
decided to sleep after a while.

Cuddling together against the cold, I started dreaming that
I was holding her cute little breasts and kissing her, moving
my hands over her entire body and seducing her right there!
I suddenly woke up with this monstrous erection and horny as
all hell... with this lovely blonde right next to me... So I
thought; "What the heck, why not?" Just as in my dream, I
reached out and caressed her breasts. A short intake of breath
and outthrust of her beautiful chest were all I needed to know
that she had been awake and thinking along the same lines as
I! So we started to touch each other in more and more intimate
ways... she would rub against my hard member as I unzipped her
jeans and played with her clit, rubbing her moist young pussy
and pulling up her blouse and sucking on those delicious perky
breasts... (hmmm... makes me horny just remembering)

After an intense hour of some mutual masturbatory fun (and
pleasure) did we notice what we had done: we were in the
middle of nowhere, at night, moaning and groaning in a moving
bus with 40 other people!!!! Later my brother (who was also
in the bus) told me that others could clearly hear "noises"
coming from the back of the bus as my friend and I shared one
of the craziest and most embarrassing experiences in our lives...

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Thank you to everyone who shared their stories and opinions!
That's a wrap, folks! What do you want to talk about next
week? Send me your topic ideas and I will take them into
consideration. I'm off to practice the chair position from
earlier this week. Hehehe :) As always, I remain...

Devotedly yours,

Carmen Sutra

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