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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 1st 2007
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One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says
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The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders
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around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks
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The Best of Rodney Dangerfield

"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my
great Uncle fought for the west!"

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were
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"What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!"

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