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CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, June 1, 2007
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Good morning crew,

Welcome to June. And if anybody from Chase Manhattan is
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Usually the secretary at my son's school answers when I call,
but on this occasion I spoke to an unfamiliar voice. I men-
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was.

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