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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, May 29th 2007
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Good Morning Groanies,

I hope that everyone had a safe and enjoyable Memorial Day
Weekend. I had a relaxing weekend full of the three B's:
BBQ, Bean Bags and... Beverages.

I'm going to start the week out with some reader comments.
Thanks to all for sending them in. I love your constructive
criticism.

READER COMMENTS

hi steve, i've just subscribed and so i dont really know
all of you guys, but when i read your column you always
mention stacy, are you two dating, married or is stacy a
guy?

curious,
Antonette, Durban, South Africa

[Stacy and I are dating. We've been dating for almost two
years. And Stacy is a woman... and what a woman!]

Hey Steve - my friends and I call people like Paris a waste
of oxygen - she has no redeeming value whatsoever, kind of
like Lindsay Lohan, Brittany Spears and others of their ilk
- some may say they have talent, but as we all know, that
is a relative term..............

smile,
Judy
[Judy, you're my kind of people.]

THE BADGER STATE IS WISCONSIN, NIT WIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Thanks, nancy boy!]

Hey, Steve, just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your
groaner jokes. They fit my sense of humor just fine, &,
I frequently grace my friends w/renditions of these jokes.
Sometimes, they laugh out loud just like I do, but other
times it is an aprreciative groan. Hey, too bad about
your disappointment w/the 3rd Spider Man Movie; it sounds
like they maybe should have put out Spiderman 4 & 5 as
well, in order to tie all the story lines together w/out
confusing the audience, but sometimes the movie industry
gets it right & sometimes, obviously, they don't. Hey,
Kudos for your sweetie for wanting to be a teacher. I
hope she enjoys it enough to put up w/all the inherint
aggravations that go along w/it. I, too, have always
aspired to be a teacher, and am in some ways, but not
officially yet.

Anyhows, glad you enjoyed your Orlando trip, & thanks again
for presenting this particular gopher column. Sincerely,
debchi from Rock Island, IL.
[I don't know what else to say but, "Thank you."]

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran
into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot
and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the
circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck
driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking,
I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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