Latest World News on Internet Business Money Market: Daily Groaner

THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 21st 2007
------------------------------------------------------------
Comment at the NEW Daily Groaner Forum:

http://archives.gophercentral.com/forum/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=49

<a href="http://archives.gophercentral.com/forum/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=49">
The Groaner Forum</a>
------------------------------------------------------------

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm back! Back from the land of sandy beaches, theme park
attractions and that mouse guy. That's right Orlando,
Florida. And those of you that guessed Boise, Idaho...
thanks for playing the game.

Stacy and I enjoyed every single moment we were away.
We're still recuperating, especially me, so give me a day
to get back in the swing of things and I'll fill you in on
all the craziness of VACATION 2007.

Did you miss me? I missed you.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com
<a href="mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com">Email Steve</a>

Looking for a Laugh? You'll find them on EVTV1.com:
<a href=" http://www.evtv1.com/humor.aspx ">Humor Video Clips</a>

Get free information on the latest in steel buildings.

http://tag.gophercentral.com/fc/CAaCXujt63ZSbdGlgO4gShE0HTu1os2O/

------------------------------------------------------------
THE BEST OF GRILLING on DVD
Tips & Secrets For The Best Grilling...

Retail Price: $19.99
Deal Price: $9.99

Would you like to learn the secret to knowing when the
chicken on your grill is fully cooked and yet still moist
and juicy?

How about some tips on how to grill vegetable and fruit
kabobs without turning them to mush?

Maybe you'd like to grill tuna filets to perfection?

Boy do we have a DVD for you. It's called "The Best of
Grilling" and for 1/2 the normal price you can guarantee
you will never serve your family underdone chicken or
overcooked meat.

Plus you'll get a grill full of healthy, great tasting
recipes. Grab a copy and start showing off immediately...
The people you grill for will LOVE you...

http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/585/l/qg1nw3

<a href="http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/585/l/qg1nw3">
Best of Grilling<a>
------------------------------------------------------------

The Genealogy of Mr. Jack Schitt

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss
for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack
Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.

They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6
children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb
Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being
married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced
a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of
the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack
Schitt", you can correct them.

------------------------------------------------------------
4-PIECE MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL KIT

Store Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $7.99 or as low as $5.99

This is one of those items EVERY ONE should have... and
we've made it affordable so that anyone can. It's not only
extremely functional... it's very cool. You can take on
just about any job that pops up with this Multi-Purpose
Tool Kit. No home, car, boat or office should be without
it. Here's what you get:

- One (1) 30 in 1 Multi-Purpose Pliers (12pc bits & 1pc
socket)
- One (1) 5 in 1 Key Chain Pocket Knife
- One (1) 3 in 1 Pocket Knife
- One (1) 2" Locking Knife
- Bonus Pouch that can be worn on belt and stores nicely

Plus you can save an additional $4.00 (a total of $16.00)
when you buy two kits... Just $11.98. It makes a wonderful
gift. http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/585/l/6l4g41

<a href="http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/585/l/6l4g41">
4-PIECE MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL KIT</a>
------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over France?

A: Because it ain't worth a crap.

Q: Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

A: It hurts to boil their nipples!

------------------------------------------------------------
GopherCentral's Question of the Week

Topical, timely, controversial, click the link to answer
this week's GopherCentral.com Question of the Week.

Please take a moment to share your opinion, visit:
<a href=" http://rd.gophercentral.com/al/a?aid=7541&ent=2501 ">
Question of the Week</a>
------------------------------------------------------------

View The Daily Groaner Archives for your favorite jokes!

http://archives.gophercentral.com/newsletter_48.html

<a href="http://archives.gophercentral.com/newsletter_48.html">
Visit the Archives</a>

------------------------------------------------------------
If you are not receiving your newsletter please visit our
help page at:

http://scripts.gophercentral.com/gopher/gophercentralfaq.asp#notreceiving

------------------------------------------------------------

To SUBSCRIBE: http://www.gophercentral.com/sub/sub-groan.html

<a href="http://www.gophercentral.com/sub/sub-groan.html">Subscribe</a>

To UNSUBSCRIBE: http://news.gophercentral.com/s/?a=u&n=391

<a href="http://news.gophercentral.com/s/?a=u&n=391">
Unsubscribe</a>

You are subscribed as: khari.amit.news@blogger.com

Change Your Email Address by Visiting:
<a href=" http://scripts.gophercentral.com/email_update/start.asp ">
Change your email address</a>